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The Pilot Test 

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.
Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises
The Pilot Test by cockran April 4, 2019

The pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!

A term used to describe extremely energetic anal sex, where "the pilot pushing throttle" refers to powerful pelvic thrusts, and "sucking FOD (foreign object debris) into the engines" = the lady's undercarriage having spooge, cum, etc. squirted into it!

Derived from when Donald Trump's wig was blown off his head by a gust of wind and sucked into a jet engine.
Adam: Hey Daniel! Tracy!! Keep the noise down in there!!

Daniel: (provocative tone) oh sorry we didn't DISTURB YOU, did we?!

Adam: Yes you most certainly did! Second time tonight as well. What in the name of Jesus are you doing?!!

Daniel: 5 words : It's. A. Full.. Moon. Tonight.

Tracy: basically, owing to the full moon, the pilot's pushing enough throttle to suck FOD into the engines!

take me to the pilot 

1. excitedly,aggressively, or quickly take off a partner's clothes and having sex with them.

2.the sex scene from Rocketman where the song "Take me to the pilot" played
Did you want to take me to the pilot tonight?

Defending The Pilot 

Crappy as local band from colorado.
Rich twat white kids who depend on their rich parents to supply them with gear that they can't really use well at all.
"I like Defending the Pilot."
"Go listen to some real music."

Being The Pilot 

Another form/verbiage of DD or Designated Driver. Often heard around airline crews.
I'm so drunk. Thankfully Jack is being the pilot tonight gentlemen.
Being The Pilot by TheDirtyGoatee February 14, 2013

pilot the dune 

To engage in sexual intercourse. Said from Male point of view, the "dune" being a vagina.
"Hey homes, whatchu up to tonight?"
"Not much. Gonna pilot the dune, watch some TV."
pilot the dune by 5Bones April 28, 2005