A classy establishment located near the University of Kansas campus. Normal happenings at The Hawk include oral or regular sex in the bathroom/boom boom room, white girls grinding on the stripper pole and the occasional appearance of a KU star athlete.
IN NORTHERN SAUDI ARABIA (AP)-Paratroopers call it "The Hawk" a piercing chill that cutsto the bone with a talon-like grip. -newark star ledger, 1/31/91
THE HAWK is reffered to as the principle or one in a high position in a high school. THE HAWK often catches students playing halo or watching harry potter in the lounge room, or promptly has a birds-eye-view over the whole cafeteria in an attempt to catch students throwing water bottles into garbage cans dangerously. THE HAWK never stops in his/her pursuit for justice, and are rare in many high schools. THE HAWK's favorite prey is generally between 9nth and 11nth graders. THE HAWK often preffers combed-back gelled hair, and business attire. On occasion, the THE HAWK swoops from atop the ceiling, grabs the student, and feeds him/her to it's baby hawks for nutrition.
Student, "Dude I bet I can drain this water bottle in the garbage can!"
1: An affectionate Nickname given to someone with very creepy mannerisms, such as masturbating in a public school bathroom. An individual who fits this description often suffers from utter delusion in terms of their own social abilities and friendships, and tends to have lots of dandruff.