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The Cranberry 

On a short trip, usually for smokes or pop tarts to the local convenience store, you let out a very thick fart. This fart will not be smelled until you get back in the car after making your purchase. Hence, it has "lingered" in the car, waiting for you.

You can also do this to someone who is going to use your car after you have just driven it and left some brown smog.
Dude, I cranberried myself this morning. I puked all the way home from speedway. Last time I accidentally pull The Cranberry on myself.

Whoa man, did you have to let it linger? I asked to use your car, not get cranberried.

The Cranberry 

"When a man is about to ejaculate and the woman punches him as hard as she can in the nuts"
Dude I was having sex with Mary last night and she got me with the cranberry.
The Cranberry by Jdaddy84 January 3, 2016