I was just going to the kitchen, and then my family and I heard someone breaking in through the window, my whole family got out the door before she could get in but I was the only left and it was too late. Fozo the Bozo got in before I could do anything and she forcefully raped me with a dildo taped to her vagina.
This is the story of Fozo the Bozo
This is a time sensitive sex move that can only be done a few days of the month. While banging your woman who is on her rags in the ass from behind, right before cumming you pull her tampon out and shove your hand up her snatch. Pull the red blood filled hand out and proceed to paint her face with your shit covered cock, blood filled hand and finish off the clown mask with a nice white coat of cum. This will result in divorce so do not attempt if you are married.
When a guy bends a naked woman over and sticks his nose in her asshole and yells, "Look everybody! I'm Bozo the Clown," as he hums the circus theme song, "Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da!"
My boyfriend always makes me laugh when he bends me over that kitchen table when he's on his unicycle and performs one of them Bozo the Clowns!
Bozo the clown is a variation of the spiderman. A normal spiderman is where the man ejaculates into his hand, and shoots the semen into the females face. Bozo the clown is the same, except that confetti is also used in the mixture. clown-like additions are encouraged to add authenticity; clown nose, small "honk honk" horn, unicycle, etc.