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the alligator method 

n. the zigzagging technique to not get tagged in a game of sharks and minnows, as if one were getting chased by an alligator.
Rebecca: "How did you not get tagged?"
Ashton: "I used the alligator method. Duh."

Choking the alligator 

To trick a foreigner by telling them something false about or relating to America. Comes from the classic underground film Stranger Than Paradise.
I told my Hungarian cousin Eva that in America instead of saying vaccuming the floor we say "Choking the Alligator".

Gong the Alligator 

When your boss or owner the company you work for belligerently attempts to hype up the workers, but instead causes everyone to waste time by making fun of their insincere and lame efforts. Could also refer to the act of screaming and yelling on a sales floor while everyone else just stares at you while you make a fool of yourself.
We got three more days and a wake-up this month! Let's gong the alligator! Nobody can leave until you are either over your goals or peeing blood!

wrestling the alligator 

When going down on a woman... when she cums, her thighs constrict around one's head, and she starts bucking wildly. You have to hang on for dear life lest your neck be snapped by the her powerful "jaws"
"Man, I was wrestling the alligator last night and now I have this crick in my neck that is killing me!"
wrestling the alligator by nitefall February 22, 2014

The Florida Alligator Trap

The Florida Alligator Trap is when one woman, lying on her back, is scissoring another woman lying in a similar position. When either woman is close to climax they will clench their legs down forcefully locking each other in place.
Girl #1: So, did you and Tanya get at it last night?
Girl #2: Oh yeah, she pulled the florida alligator trap
Girl #1: Damn that sneaky motherfucker

The Urban Alligator

Sex position resembling a pile-driver with the girl using clitoral stimulation cream and the man holding a sand wedge.
I cant believe Tim gave Erica The Urban Alligator last weekend. I'm never using that sand wedge again.