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the English by CougarSW2 November 18, 2004
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The English by Yerdas Selzavon May 28, 2021
the english have landed
Definitely one of the strangest French idiom out there. It translates as “The English have landed” (from a boat). So, what is the relation between the English and menstruating? Well, this expression dates back to Napoleon and the British army, then called the redcoats. Go figure!
Guy 1: Dude, don’t fuck with her today.
Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”
Guy 2: “Why?”
Guy 1: “Because mans she’s pissy. “The English have landed.”
the english have landed by Ccs46 October 6, 2017
The English School
International British School in Bogota, Colombia. The school is full of wealthy kids. The yearly tuition at the school costs almost the same as that of private colleges. Many students have personal drivers and sometimes bodyguards.
Many of them end up going to college in other parts of the world, including: the US, UK, France, Germany, Australia, Korea, Canada, Japan, etc. During Middle School they take the British GCSE's and during High School they take IBs. All students are 100% bilingual and many of them are trilingual.
The faculty members at the school are primarily British and very talented. They are also, however, crazy. It is common to see the British faculty partying with underaged students: drinking at bars, drinking at a teacher's home, and there have been quite a few scandals of teachers sleeping or hooking up with students (even on the middle of the dance floor during prom!).
After the year 2000 the school suffered a slight decline in prestige due to the high number of "new rich" enrolling. The "old wealth" at the school was not happy.
Many of them end up going to college in other parts of the world, including: the US, UK, France, Germany, Australia, Korea, Canada, Japan, etc. During Middle School they take the British GCSE's and during High School they take IBs. All students are 100% bilingual and many of them are trilingual.
The faculty members at the school are primarily British and very talented. They are also, however, crazy. It is common to see the British faculty partying with underaged students: drinking at bars, drinking at a teacher's home, and there have been quite a few scandals of teachers sleeping or hooking up with students (even on the middle of the dance floor during prom!).
After the year 2000 the school suffered a slight decline in prestige due to the high number of "new rich" enrolling. The "old wealth" at the school was not happy.
Common phrases at The English School:
"I can't believe that guy had sex with our bio teacher during his senior trip!"
"No, I can't go to play squash to the country club, we're going to our private island this weekend."
"I remember when the school did not accept the children of drug dealers ("sigh")"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure Donald MacIver (literature and drama teacher) is gay."
"I can't believe that guy had sex with our bio teacher during his senior trip!"
"No, I can't go to play squash to the country club, we're going to our private island this weekend."
"I remember when the school did not accept the children of drug dealers ("sigh")"
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure Donald MacIver (literature and drama teacher) is gay."
The English School by la fundacion July 31, 2006
The English Language
The most expressive, beautiful romanticised language in the glorious world. Used by poets, essayists, novelists, diarists, deities and denizens of the world and other places.
"The primroses glistened in the crepuscular penumbra of the midnight moon, sparkling with the tears of a thousand fairies." -An example of the English language
"Jocey says yo." - Another example of the English language.
"Jocey says yo." - Another example of the English language.
The English Welcome
When a woman arrives in England a proper Englishman shall double fist her vagina with no lube whatsoever. Whilst it’s happening he will say “Welcome to England” in a strong Cockney accent. If she is particularly appreciative of English culture she will say “For the Queen” while being double fisted.
The English Welcome by Pizza Brat July 7, 2019
The English Cream Tea
A traditional Cream Tea is Cream and Jam on a Scone with a pot of Tea, a modern take of it involves a male fucking his woman whilst she is on her period, he pulls out with a bloody cock, the jam, she then proceeds to jack him off, when he cums she stems the flow so that it trickles down his cock, the cream, the male then wipes his cock covered in blood and cum, the jam and cream, between the womans ass cheeks, the scone, then eats the jam and cream from the scone before ending by pissing all over the woman, the tea.
The English Cream Tea by tanski27 April 3, 2011