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thatchel 

Contrary to popular opinion, a thatchel is a bundle of sticks collected for various purposes.
Sentence usage-- "Joan, go collect a thatchel so that we can burn your in-laws at the stake."

Uses for a thatchel include (but are not limited to) the following:
-roofing your 3rd world home
-beaver damns
-nesting
-fuel
thatchel by Cirque June 11, 2006

Thatcham 

Kennet is in Thatcham.
Thatcham by dudejgkegnejjk December 19, 2010

Thatcham Hatchback 

You cream in womens butthole and add single malt whiskey, then use said butthole as a bong and pack cocaine in her sandwich. Then assume the 69 position and choke with your dick until she queefs and inhale all the smoke and coke you can in one go.
While holding your breath, take a syringe and mix the excess buttbong fluid with heroine. Remember to share.
If for any reason one of the two of you doesn't survive, put them in the boot of your shitty 1.2L Corsa, burn it and roll it into the nearest canal.
Tyrone: How'd the afterparty down the lakes go?
Oli: yknow, few teenage pregnancies here and a poorly executed drug raid that everyone escaped there. Except there was an incident when a hungry swan with an ASBO bit a Polish guys dick off and i think some out-of-towner got the full Thatcham Hatchback experience. I missed it though, i was weeing on a tied up neo-nazi.
Tyrone: Pretty standard, though tis a pity, I was gonna take the littl'un and the missus there for brunch.
Oli: Oh it's clean now, local rozzers got lost or left for lunch. Wait you have a missus!?
The most greatest, least selfish person in the whole world!!!! So jokes & just generally bants to be around xox
Yo Thatchai!! You're jokes.
thatchai by agdisnauka July 12, 2017
Thatchai is one of those guys everyone seems to love. Gentle, good looking and also pretty funny. The typical case of "everybody's darling". Thatchai is that mystic person that seals your interest the second he enters a room.

Paradoxical about his person: He's always so communicative and bonding with everyone but also unapproachable at the same time. You will for some reasons never be truly familiar with him. He keeps the secret about himself, his thoughts, problems and fears like it's all he has. Thatchai will always fake a smile even if is life is a mess. He's this kind of man that never ever accepts your help. No matter how close you are. He will be your best friend and faithful soul as long as he can handle his own problems. But as soon as he looses control of his life a little he won't be able to care about anyone else but himself.
"So, for how long do you know Thatchai?"
"About 5 years I guess!?"
"How's he doin' lately? Haven't seen him for a while now ..."
"I actually have no idea, bro! He never talks about his feelings and stuff!"

Thatchayanie 

A loyal genuine friendly girl. At times Thatchayanie can be moody sensitive and have emotional outbursts and indecisiveness.
She has ever changing emotions. Thatchayanie hates lying and doesn't tolerate it unless under certain circumstances it can't be stopped.

She is quiet with people she does not know or prefers not to. She can be straight forward and says what needs to be said. It is hard to break through to Thatchayanie, she'll break into tears or completely shut down when she is hurt. She easily hides her phases of depression. She loves the night life as this creates a place of happiness with friends or family for even just a short time and this time is 'happiness'. Thatchayanie is beautiful but doesn't flaunt it so much.
Thatchayanie is a woman that hard to handle.
Don't confuse with my Personality with my Attitude~
Thatchayanie by Tharsha November 22, 2021