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test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.
Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.
test monkey by Nyarlathotechie March 28, 2017
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test monkey rage mode 

An unreal intense fucking motion where your hips are like a semi auto machine gun, while screaming like a monkey put on acid, and at the climax, screaming FATALITY right before you cum.
While during intercourse, Bob got excited and screamed "test monkey rage mode" after that night, Sarah never walked again.

crash test monkey 

a crash test dummy in the shape of a monkey that is used in crash tests.
instead of using a crash test dummy, the car manufacturer used a crash test monkey.
crash test monkey by Leo B. August 23, 2006

textmonkey 

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.
Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!
textmonkey by lordjulius May 18, 2009