technify

To make something sound or appear very technical in nature using so many technical terms that it is difficult to understand the request or message. Almost to the point of not making sense. Also: Technified

"That security engineer is seriously trying to technify his email to make himself sound smarter than he really is." or "That message was technified to the point it made no sense at all."

technify by NOCManager September 28, 2009

technified 

To take a simple task and overly describe it unnecessarily.

Me: Sorry I haven't talked to you in a week, I've been experiencing existential malaise, as in, the Miry Bog .
Her: So you're depressed, why get all technified ?

technified by Corndog59 March 9, 2018

technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis 

A synththetic virus created by radical Muslims that attacks the colon by forming a deadly mold within the taeniae coli.

John -I'm not gonna make it man. Those bastards got me...I gots the technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis.

Steve -Does this mean I can have your ps3?

John -No... I'm donating it to starving Haitians

technificialsynthecolonohydroplonicgraphytosis by Jevl April 27, 2010

technifeasibility 

Defining the ability of a technical solution to an identified problem.

Let's shedule time to grok the technifeasibility of the solution we have in mind.

technifeasibility by BlkTruffle April 16, 2021

technifuckingcality 

The combination of the words "fucking" and "technicality".

It is a technifuckingcality that you won the game.

I learned it by the technifuckingcality.

technifuckingcality by LingDanc803 June 1, 2023