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tap dancing 

Tap dancing is what people do when they are absolutely bursting for a piss, to the point of not knowing whether they will be able to prevent wetting their pants. People who are tap dancing jump about on the spot, and then start
Jigging up and down and waving hands and moving back and forth
all help to prevent an embarrasing gush of piss flooding out.
Ohhh maaan I cant get on the bus if it comes now, I been tap dancing for ten minutes and it wont go away.
tap dancing by Bolly Bag February 14, 2008

tap dancing 

- Mary Jane got me tap dancing.

- Dude, Im tap dancing away!
tap dancing by boo789 October 11, 2010

Tap dancing 

Tap dancing by Willshaw5 January 13, 2018

Tap dancing

Someone who’s leading on multiple people at once. or talking to multiple at once in an affectionate fashion
“yeah i’m talking to Him, Her, He, She..”

“Nah you wild tap dancing around them like that..”
Tap dancing by not.lon February 16, 2026

Tap dancing on my nutsack 

A term used to describe how it feels for someone who is micromanaging or nitpicking about minimal details. To nag someone.
I wish she would act her wage and stop telling me this and that about every little thing! She needs to stop tap dancing on my nutsack!

Tap dancing tangerine 

Another way of calling someone stupid
Person: You got the mental complexion of a tap dancing tangerine on a Sunday night drinking a Pina colada