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prime example that metal is alive and well in 2014.

awesome british band from reading, berkshire, england.

consists of josh middleton(guitar/vocals)

carl parnell(bass)

rob callard(drums)

and alex bailey(rhythm guitar)

they originally had jamie graham as the singer but he left in 2010. josh middleton(who formed the band himself at the age of 15) took over while also playing guitar.

they have 3 studio albums-
Conclusion of an Age (Nuclear Blast, 2008)
Edge of the Earth (Nuclear Blast, 2011);

Monolith (Nuclear Blast, 2012)
hopefully another record on the way in 2014 or 2015 as well.

and 2 EP's:
Casting Shadows (In at the Deep End, 2006)
The Supreme Oppressor (In At The Deep End, 2008)

brutal band altogether. they also make great cover songs. heavily influenced by pantera and death, among others. really good music to drive on the highway to.
i was listening to sylosis on full blast as i showered and it had me all fired up for the day.
Sylosis by leaveit2keeler1 January 12, 2014
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Sylarious 

1. funny, but at the expense of someone else's pain, loss, or misfortune
2. evil, yet funny at the same time
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