sycophantium 

1) A protective shield received as a reward for kissing the boss's ass.
2) Extremely slippery substance, much slicker than teflon, on which nothing, absolutely nothing can stick.
3) the substance which allows even the stupidest things you say or do to be overlooked.

When protected by sycophantium, not even smell can stick to siht!

sycophantium by ad-92129 September 10, 2011

sycophantic

An apple polishing type; A fake individual; Two faced.

Seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.

Earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one's body, mind, and soul.
Earl: "Hey boss! It smells wonderful in here today! By the way, have you given any thought to that raise I asked you last year?"

If Earl was not a sycophantic bastard, he would have said:
Earl: " What the Fuck! Somebody fuck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! I can't believe how awful it smells in here boss! Did you have carcass for breakfast?

sycophantic by puffyjacket November 13, 2007

sycophantic introspection 

This psychological self-assessment is the result of teaching that pride the deadly sin can copulate with self-esteem the evil twin and give birth to something good.

Looking in the mirror and finding nothing needs improvement because of a lacking ability to do "CRITICAL INTROSPECTION"

society as a whole believes that it takes a village to raise a child, but an intolerant, self-righteous, virtue signaling, Narcissistic village idiot is all the village has ever been able to raise up. we call them politically activated progressive social justice warriors. AKA domestic terrorist of the private population.

sycophantic introspection has produced another narcissistic village idiot, if only they had learned CRITICAL INTROSPECTION.

sycophantic introspection by Spiritual-Master January 12, 2022

Sycophanticunt 

When members of your family scheme together behind your back; flatter and manipulate you for the sole intention of getting rich on your behalf.

Hey grandpapa, do that walk again and we can all go to barbados.

Tom: Wow, my family are complete bunch of sycophanticunts.

Sycophanticunt by JamieAffro February 2, 2021

Sycophantisraelism 

The willingness of Western political classes to unquestionably obey instruction from ZioNut interests despite any hypocritical optics, contradiction of proclaimed values, or loss of morality inherently therein.

“Sycophantisraelism is enabling a genocide in Gaza”

Sycophantisraelism by A.Barry February 1, 2024

Sycophantisraelism 

The willingness of Western political classes to unquestionably obey instruction from ZioNut interests despite any hypocritical optics, contradiction of proclaimed values, or loss of morality inherently therein.

“Sycophantisraelism is enabling the genocide in Gaza”
"Sycophantisraelism is at the centre of all Middle Eastern instability"

Sycophantisraelism by A.Barry February 2, 2024

Sycophantic recall

Altering key details of a story to support the narrative of people you admire or wish to curry favor with

Kristy completely changed the story, just to suck up to the boss, talk about sycophantic recall!

Sycophantic recall by CassandraSawItFirst January 14, 2026