surfie 

a person who is identified by the fact they surf. a social group

surfie by Anonymous April 27, 2003

surfie 

The people who wear surf brands and hang around real surfers, but cant actually surf for shit, then hate on anyone who doesnt wear surf brand or dislikes the beach.

"hey dudes like my bleach blonde hair?!
Now we can be quadrooplets :D"

surfie by fuk_surfies_r_gay May 25, 2005

Surfie's Hand 

What happens to your hands after multiple days of surfing(at the beach). Usually starts with simple blisters then mostly turns into calices. Bleeding may occur.
Ways to prevent: Don't keep your hands on the deck of the board when going out to catch a wave. Drag the board by the leg rope instead.

A: hey, how was the surf?
B: It was great except now i have surfie's hand! God, it hurts!

Surfie's Hand by doo_dey_21 December 23, 2008

Retired surfie 

A person who looks like a past or veteran surfer but in actuality doesn’t even go to the beach but just has the typical appearances of such a person (e.g., aged, blond hair streaks, tanned, possibly a mullet, unkempt curly blond hair, surfy sunnies like oaklies; wears boardies, t shirt and thongs).

Aussie friend gets a blond hair make over.
Me: Mate, you look like a bogan or a retired surfie, can’t tell which one’s worse! You don’t even know how to swim!

Retired surfie by jw316006 October 10, 2021

a surfie 

someone who does a lot of surfing (a fanatic)

Surfing is my passion, I'm a surfie.

a surfie by nono974 January 19, 2015

surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.

Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.

surfer honk by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021

Lemon Surfer 

1. A West Coast person (usually a Californian) that doesn't know their ass from a hole in the ground.

2. Surfers who aren't very smart.

Marco thought those oranges were apples, what a Lemon Surfer!

Dude, California is awesome, don't be such a lemon surfer!

Lemon Surfer by Cheeks1128 February 3, 2010