stormy sea 

When a woman bieng fucked in the ass lets out a long, wet fart

She had a very stormy sea when i was doing her doggy style

stormy sea by teletubby11 October 14, 2016

make a stormy sea calm 

(v.) To enter as a nuetral party into a debate and use maturity to settle both sides to a compromise.

He can make this stormy sea calm again...

make a stormy sea calm by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

Sea story

Noun:

1) a nautical version of an urban legend, simmular to a fairy tale. There are two differences between a Sea Story and a fairy tale:

a) a fairy tale usually begins with "Once upon a time..." where a sea story invariably in introduced with (sic) "This ain't no shit..."

b) a fairy tale ends with the words "...and they lived happily ever afterwards" whereas a sea story will always conclude "...and things have been f*cked up ever since! "

in all other respects a Sea story and a fairy tale are exactly the same.

2) any bullshit stories passed on by seafarers, longshoremen and other nautical workers; usually focusing on conditions at sea or sexual exploits, fighting and drunkenness ashore.

Lars told the green deckhand a sea story about how he jumped ship in Hong Kong and fought off the entire shore patrol with his left arm in a sling.

Sea story by Warpig2000 January 31, 2006

SEA STORM RAGE 

is when you bend over for your friends and show them your booty then they'll repeatedly throw hotdogs into your anus.

I watched as Terry gave Joe a Sea Storm Rage.

SEA STORM RAGE by John2369420 October 4, 2018

Sea Storm 

When person 1 smacks person 2's face with his wiener and yells repeatedly, "Who's the boss??" while taking a dump on person 2's chest.

Hey, did you hear about how Jacob gave Brean a Sea Storm?

Yeah, I heard she knew who the boss was!

Sea Storm by Mr. Mojo Sexmaster Jacob July 30, 2010

Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock 

the greatest video game of all time. its story, characters and music is unforgettable. comparing this game to another masterpiece, for example Knack 2, would be like comparing a Whale to a Rat. there is nothing that comes close to this level of masterpiece. thinking of an even greater game than this masterpiece is a death sentence in most countries. it isn't available anywhere now because Telltale "Went Bankrupt" but if you ask me, that's just a cover up story, they actually want people to forget about this masterpiece ever existing

Robert: Hey dude what are you playing?
Gilbert: Oh, i'm playing Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock
Robert: the gods has made you one of them. use your power wisely, young one

Minecraft: Story Mode Season 2 Episode 4: Below the Bedrock by the god of MC:SMS2E4:BTB July 25, 2020

Seattle Storm

While receiving a blow job from your girl, you ejaculate into her mouth, and she stands up and sputters it out over you in the fashion of a lawn sprinkler.

Grab your umbrella.

James: Angela surprised me with a Seattle Storm last night.

Ryan: I hope you brought your rain Poncho!

Seattle Storm by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017