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Stoned, unmotivated, idiot, boring, fiend, clumsy, greedy, selfish, unsociable, silly, lazy friend/person.

But also a word which can be used for lot of different things'.
Stop been such a fuckin "stoob" and come out with your friends' you paranoid blazer.
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Playing a poker machine, you loose all your money "hitting the machine" you fuckin stoob.
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Your stoner friend is doing something so simple and basic yet he cant help but been so clumsy and -re(Short for retard)', "such a stoob".

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Your blazed out friend says something he thinks is quite funny', eeeeeerrr, shaking your head, laughing at his pointless remarks, "fuckin stoob".
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Waiting over-time for pizza to be delivered "where and what the fuck are these stoobs doing with our pizza".
stoob by SteevO in auz June 8, 2009
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An extremely attractive individual, this person tends to be very funny and athletic and is often associated with a 1940's WWII era haircut. He makes the same jokes consistently,with increasing success, and is the envy of adult male and female alike
That Stoob won the state championship and stole my girl
Stoob by Stoob May 14, 2015
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that watch is stoob!
stoob by Peter Evans February 20, 2004
A cigarette, usually comprised of tobacco, but may contain herbs.
Hey, can I bum a stoob?
stoob by Juan Moe June 12, 2006
An noun used to refer to a stupid or dumb person. Usually novices in experience. A term used to denote mild mental retardation. A "stupid noob".
Person #1: Really? So he's just going to Taser himself in the crotch?

Person #2: Yup, what a stoob.
stoob by Kordwaly January 26, 2011
Wow man... you're not just a noob. You're a Stoob!
stoob by DevilishAngel May 1, 2006
The conjunction of the words Stank-Ass and Noob thus creating "Stoob"
Damn that Mp40 bitch!!! I'mma kill that fuckin Stoob
Stoob by Krunked MoFo March 22, 2009