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walking stiff

When a man's penis is so large he must duct-tape it to his chest, he is said to be walking stiff.
John was walking stiff at the nursing home.
walking stiff by Joey Orgler 3 October 24, 2008

spiffwalker

Spiffwalker
1) (adj.) A handsome fellow, sexy, attractive
2) A person who loves nature
Example #1

Girl 1: Did you see that guy in your PL/I seminar?

Girl 2: Yeah, he was a spiffwalker.
Girl 1: GO TALK TO HIM...now.

Example # 2

As the spiffwalker watched the sunset he opened his arms to the warmth of the sun.

spiffwalker

1) A person who walks Spiff like
2) A person you know who doesn't return your message.
Example # 1

That person is a spiffwalker.

Example #2

Darnit, that meanie is a spiffwalker. I sent him a message, HE NEVER RESPONDED.
spiffwalker by Revengeofthespiff August 22, 2011