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Tijuana Steamhouse

The muggy and smelly result of the bathroom when you have completed taking a steaming hot shower after you have taken a massive dump.
Man, don't go into the restroom, Joe made it a Tijuana steamhouse.

Stonehoused 

When you spend all day or night with some hot broad, and you're just about to put your wiener in her and she says, "I have a boyfriend." That's getting stonehoused
Mike was about to marry the girl of his dream before she told him about Larry, he really got stonehoused.

BOA STEAKHOUSE 

A restaurant in Hollywood where all the TikTokers go to to get Hollywoodfixed (paparazzi in titcoc world.) If you stand outside you'll definitely see at least one tiktoker.
"I went to BOA Steakhouse"
"Who did you see?"
"John Adriano"

"I saw Bald Beth"

steakhouse 

A place of anykind where there are almost always amazing looking women
man this bar over here is a real steakhouse .
steakhouse by Hef September 28, 2008

steakhouse jesus

Male with athletic build that is well versed in a multitude of aspects. Typically always down for a party while still being able to be counted on in times of need. Most assuredly a Harley Dyna rider who's got cool facial hair. Can quote most any movie from the 80's and carries a knife. Bib optional.
The party was pretty stale until Steakhouse Jesus showed up. That dude ripped up an 8 ball and got everybody drunk. When a bar fight broke out he stopped it with one hand. He even got a tip from the strippers, man. That dude knows how to get down.
steakhouse jesus by mötleylou June 11, 2020

The Texan Steakhouse 

The act of inserting a full 12oz steak dinner into the womans vagina. The female then lies on the dining table with her legs open, as the male proceeds to eat said dinner with a fork and knife. Once finished, the male then spreads the female's buttocks to reveal a well hidden trifle, stashed in the anus. The male then eats the trifle with a spoon. Afterwards, normal coitus is resumed.
I can't believe i let my husband give me The Texan Steakhouse last week, I'm still finding crumbs down there!