splanky

cool, fresh, chill, fun, funky, extra fly

The new girl is so splanky, I want to get to know her better.

splanky by Rexi Rexi Rexi February 20, 2011

splanky

when u take a shit from a helicopter

I hit a splanky in the second world war

splanky by barackobama23 December 7, 2022

Son of a Spanky 

A term used when you are greatly pissed at someone.

Son of a spanky! Ethan, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!! NOW!!

Son of a Spanky by Soph.dolan July 28, 2017

son of a spanky 

a phrase used when you’re very angry/pissed off.

Lisa: “son of a spanky! ethan! clean your room!”

son of a spanky by famousdol December 2, 2017

Shlanky 

An object's length is long and it wobbles due to its dependence on length.

A wooden plank is quite Shlanky

Shlanky by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023

Spanky Doodle Handy 

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

Spanky Doodle Handy by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

spanky dolittle 

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.

Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!

spanky dolittle by sandspit September 24, 2007