spazzitol

Drugs, such as ritalin, dextroamphetamine or horse tranquilizer, which are given to hyperactive people to help them calm down and finish their sentences. Tends to be expensive.

Our insurance ran out, so instead of spazzitol, my mom just hits me with a hammer.

spazzitol by TchotchieTchotchTchotchTchotch September 30, 2008

spazziod 

A person who is overly energetic and paranoid to the point of insanity.

Stop being such a spazziod over getting fired.

spazziod by Lissy J. May 24, 2011

spazzhole

Someone who is a spazz and an asshole

On the way to work this spazzhole flipped me off, mooned me, tried to spit in my window, and followed me here screaming until the guards stepped in. You'd think I ate his baby or something - I just cut him off a little.

spazzhole by SuperSurreal August 5, 2007

Spazzio 

A 'beatnik' form for 'cool'. Used to be out of style, but has been making a return.

Friend: "I got a new car just yesterday!"
You: "Spazzio!"

Spazzio by Mikhail Bodeau June 28, 2004

Spazzitude 

Disproportionate amount of emotion displayed after a disconcerting moment; irrelevant to the significance of the moment; combination of spaz and attitude

Tim had a lot of spazzitude after shanking the volleyball out of bounds, despite his team being up by double digits.

Spazzitude by NEW1126 May 3, 2021

spazzhole

The quivering, hair trigger, Kung-Fu grip action of a orgasm'ing vagina.

Holy Shit! When she went off, her spazz hole made my thunderlizard throw up.

spazzhole by Dave January 21, 2005

spazzhole

someone who is mostly normal but goes into huge overreactionary fits and phases of being a complete asshole.

Jerry's normally cool, but when he plays basketball he's a spazzhole

spazzhole by modernmusicisstupid January 21, 2011