spavined 

Spavined - to be broken and decrepid

Last weekend I was so hungover I was spavined

spavined by Matt Tebbs May 13, 2005

spained 

To have your buttocks indisputably handed to you by a teacher (perferably in the FBISD G/T Mentorship program). Usually done online in the form of an email, though it has frequently happened in a face to face dispute.

"I didn't get my weekly letter in, and I got this nasty email from the Spainster. It's the third one this six weeks." "You got spained, hardcore style!"

spained by spainee April 28, 2005

Spained 

The act of a girl giving oral sex, followed by spitting the residue into the partner's eye and/or eyes

Teri spained George while he was watching the movie Animal House.

Spained by Brando August 6, 2003

Spivined 

The action of lighting a spliff. (:

Eric spivined the fatty and now he's on his ass.

Spivined by Mary Jane. February 3, 2009