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The space-time concept is the most difficult to explain or understand in the entirety of human knowledge. We perceive reality in terms of up and down, left and right, even jokes are made like: "He doesn't know up from down." For we view things in relativistic terms, and dualisms. Does up exist by itself? Does left exist by itself? Are they continuum's? Can an event exist as a non-event. Are space and time inseparable dualities? How many dimensions are there--one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, then eleven. Black holes, white holes event horizon, helix, super galactic, sub-atomic, worldlines. string-like, super-strings, quarks, gluon's, tachyons, big-bang, big-bang plus 1 x 10 minus 18th second. An event in terms of x,y, and z with respect to a rotational helix with a velocity equal to c on the worldline so long as it occurs outside the event-horizon and stays within the worldline. That's why they messed up the Philadelphia experiment.
space-time by Guido1 March 7, 2008
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Space-Time Continuum

What you will probably mess up if you go back in time.
I killed my grandpa's dog in 1932 and now my Sister doesn't exist! I have to fix the Space-Time Continuum!

space-time manipulation

the most bad*** superpower ever; allows time travel, teleportation, stopping time, slowing down time, and, if you're desperate enough, rewinding time
Example Sentence: "Don't make me use my space-time manipulation to go back in time and scramble your mom's eggs."

space time paradox 

its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.
its kinda like when you go back in time and say "good morrow, my good fellow!" to yourself. Thats how you do it ok.

space time paradox

Space & Time Continuam 

The ways in reality that the present time changes the future, present & past times..
If you create good things there is less stress on the Space & Time Continuam & you will be accepted by the Immortals as good programming; if you cause bad things there is more stress on the Space & Time Continuam & can be restricted by the Universe.

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is simply destruction
Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

Lebowski Space-time 

Lebowski Space-time is like Minkowski Space-time except there is a complex term for "abiding".
Person one: Whenever I try to use Lebowski Space-time my door back to our four dimensions disappears

Person Two: You must not be abiding properly.
Lebowski Space-time by Bpendragon September 5, 2012