sonicry 

Sonicry /'sɒnɪkri/

A type of internet addiction disorder that has an ever increasing chance to occur as you get older and realize the meaninglessness of life. It commonly manifests during prolonged wasting of time on popular video sharing sites like YouTube. It is described as an inability to watch videos on normal speed but instead on the maximum speed because you just "Gotta Go Fast". It is named after the popular video game character sonic the Hedgehog.

"I'm suffering from a severe case of sonicry, yesterday I watched the whole 60 minutes episode in 30 minutes!"

"Dude, have you heard what happened to John? He read Nietszche's Thus spoke Zarathustra and now he's suffering from sonicry. He watched the whole wowcrendor's wow leveling series in 2 days."

sonicry by zardozz May 29, 2017

sonicrology 

When someone is devoted to Sonic R; a game released for the Sega Saturn in 1997. Sonicrology is the study and belief that Sonic R is one of the greatest games of all time and is used among Sonic R enthusiasts.

Sega Fan: Dude, you need to convert to SonicRology, HotelMariologyis not for you!
Nintendo Fan: Sir, Sonic R is a trash game; unlike Hotel Mario. I will never convert and become a SonicRologist.

sonicrology by Runescape sword December 29, 2017

sonicyouthmybeloved 

The coolest mutual you could have on tik tok.

Idiot : what’s nirvana ?

Cool person : idk ask sonicyouthmybeloved

sonicyouthmybeloved by firefrackerabcd August 29, 2021

sonicyouthmybeloved 

actually enjoys weezer

did you see sonicyouthmybeloved playlist?!
yeah i saw too much weezer📘🥶🧞 ♂️👕

sonicyouthmybeloved by robertsmithhhh August 30, 2021

sonicyouthmybeloved 

it’s my tiktok account lol

person: omg have you seen this account on tiktok called sonicyouthmybeloved?”
me: haha yeah that’s my account

sonicyouthmybeloved by mystiksp1ral August 30, 2021

Sonicyouthmybeloved 

One of the coolest people alive, also one of my fav people in this world.

Someone:Man how did you get into sonic youth
Me: Idk i blame sonicyouthmybeloved

Sonicyouthmybeloved by idkmuchman August 30, 2021

Sonicrape

When you piss of your fellow IT professionals by leaving Windows Firewall on thus wasting an entire day of trouble shooting & as such culminates in them writing a SonicWall application firewall rule to stop you browsing the web

Fred: Man that tard John left the Windows firewall on and I've just wasted a full day trying to work out why this VPN did not work..

Dave: I know lets SonicRape his ass into the next life for being a n0000000b

Sonicrape by IT Dave January 19, 2011