sonai 

Someone who is always horny

Sonai is a horny mother fuckin bitch

sonai by Cupid February 20, 2019

snail and three pebbles 

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.

"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"

snail and three pebbles by RabidMoose December 24, 2008

Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

Snail by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

Progressive Snail 

When a person crawls out from under a bed they become a progressive snail.
Progressive snail

Benny crawled out from under the bed like a progressive snail

Progressive Snail by The Fairy Sesh Mother February 17, 2019

evil snail 

The last thing you'd ever want to be friends with. To compare somebody to an evil snail means you would not befriend them if they were the last person on the planet.

Michael Scott: Being friends with Toby Flenderson is like being friends with an evil snail.

evil snail by Doukie December 18, 2009

the sinai 

When someone photobombs a group photo with a mastubatory gesture

Kendall: 3*2*1*everyone say cheese
Hirsh: aarrgghh Sinai is doing the "the Sinai"

the sinai by the sinai November 26, 2014

snail shell 

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.

I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.

snail shell by the_jerk September 12, 2014