The snow cowboy is jack. Jack doesn’t ride a horse he rides a bad ass 4wd avalanche that never gets stuck because us of the combination nations of the horse power of the truck and the sex appeal of jack.
Oh no my truck is stuck who should I call? Call the snow cowboy he can I’ll you out and get you pregnant in 5minuets.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)