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baked, zooted, out dis world
1: *hits blunt* bruhh I'm zooted..

2: im smizzed -u-
smizzed by SyoBraves March 23, 2019
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A facial expression where you smile with your eyes;
giving someone happy eyes
look at that girl... she's totally smizing at me

i don't know why he hasn't come over yet, i've been smizing at him all night!
smizing by Jena Bo Bena September 16, 2012

Shizmonkeys 

Shizmonkeys became popular around the year 2000 in the Connecticut area.

Shizmonkeys is a common word in substitute of words such as crap and shit. Often used when something goes wrong or something that was not planned for. Shizmonkeys can also be used when a person is surprised and has either extreme satisfaction, or is scared.
1. Oh shizmonkeys! I spilled the milk all over my lap!

2. Shizmonkeys! I can't believe I lost the game!

3. Shizmonkeys! I actually won the lottery!

4. Shizmonkeys! I didn't see you there and you scared me half to death.
To show comedic and/or demeaning anger at a sneaky, sly or dirty person. Can also be used as a compliment in certain situations.
Mitchell, yi gotta hand it to you, your such a smimey prick!
Smimey by MPB1985 November 9, 2010
Your soul mate; Your one true love.

Source: "Futurama"
"I love you, my smizmar, Amy"
Smizmar by Roberto_Benigni February 17, 2004
Tyra Banks taught the models how to smize on America's Next Top MOdel.
Smize by toxicgrl0613 November 14, 2009