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Slowboating 

Slowboating is a science fictional verb/slang to a theoretical means of traveling between star systems known as Multi-Generational Space Voyaging. Moving slower than Light Speed. This can pertain to humans who essentially are living and dying per generation during a multi-light year voyage or individuals whom are frozen and waiting time of their arrival at their destination, which could take centuries if not longer.
With no Faster-Than-Light drive, I guess were slowboating it to next inhabited solar system.
Slowboating by Wrangler9033 February 22, 2022
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slowboating 

The actions associated with a slowboat.

Anything a slowboat says, does, implies, or infers can be referred to as slowboating.
"I saw Josh at the park trying to prove that gravity isn't real. He's always up there slowboating."
slowboating by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

slowboating 

To chug slowly in an arrogant manner.
Hey Jesi! Stop slowboating that drink you cocky-ass motherfucker.
slowboating by Organics March 19, 2011

slowboatism 

The verb form of slowboat.

The mannerisms of a slowboat.
"Josh, you continue to argue that the earth is flat. Does your slowboatism know no bounds?"
slowboatism by DarkShadowST September 13, 2018

showboating 

Adding unnecessary style flurishes to skilled activities, often beyond ones skill level, increasing the risk, and usually used to taunt or impress others.
That skateboarder was showboating to impress that girl when he broke his ankle.

The Washington Generals were down 150 to 10 but the Globetrotters were still showboating for the crowd.
showboating by DalethGimel January 3, 2009

showboating 

1. To have a visibly exaggerated idea of ones own skills, talents, or abilities.
2. To exhibit a grotesque amount of undue and unfounded pride for a skill or ability which is actually mediocre.
Excellent examples of people who are really bad showboaters would be that 'Lord of the Dance' blockhead Michael Flatley, the ludicrously posturing Sarah Brightman and her bloated ego, and the Queen of the Showboaters, that swirling black hole of talentlessness herself - Celine Dion.

"This was our one chance to get rid of tha showboating Canadian wench!" - Peter Griffin, Family Guy
showboating by James Howard February 2, 2004

snowboating 

The act of motorboating after ejaculating on to a woman's breasts.
Jack blew bubbles while snowboating his girlfriend.
snowboating by Broke25 December 6, 2009