sloof 

another word for bitch ;)

ugh i hate that sloof, she just stepped on my jordan’s

sloof by lydsbitch June 6, 2018

sloof 

one who over reacts to a joke,quip, or any innocuous trifle by holding a grudge with the perpetrator for a long time.

That sloof doesn't talk to me anymore because I laughed when she chortled; the was six months ago.

sloof by Daniel McCloud March 21, 2005

sloof 

something reely good. Used in place of cool or sweet or awesome.

aw man that game was sloof

sloof by Beans March 31, 2004

sloof 

secretive, sneaky, stealthy (from sleuth)

after I got 86'd I had to be sloof

sloof by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

sloof 

Another word for the most retarded person or people on this planet

Random guy: 2 + 3 is 10 duh
Me: You dumb sloof

sloof by BobSponge01 January 23, 2019

Sloof 

When your at someone’s house and their ugly dog slobber and snots all over you

Bobby your ankle biting dog just sloofed all over my new loafers

Sloof by Jabakabsjaz January 1, 2020

Lirpa Sloof 

Whereas the defecation is unartistically left in a lump as in a Cleveland Steamer. With the Lirpa Sloof variation, the deposit is made unto a ring shape. The Lirpa Sloof variation shows the recipient that you have class and muscle control.

Sarah, calling out to her roomate says "Hey, come see this Lirpa Sloof on my chest, that random guy I slept with last night really was classy!"

"Yeah, and the it's a perfect circle too, he sure has great muscle control!"

"Yeah", Sarah sighs, "I think I'm in love."

Lirpa Sloof by Spanks Johnson April 3, 2008