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skrinker 

To mosey about with no real definite purpose or direction. To get into something, and maybe to be sneaky about it. To do random, non-describable activities. To get into, to check out, to be sly.
"I'm going to skrinker in my closet to find an outfit to wear."

"I goofed off at work and just skrinkered online all day."

"I told him to skrinker up some plans for our date tonight."
skrinker by brookem7 October 6, 2008
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Boner Shrinker 

A woman that is ugly, bitchy, harpy, shrewish, or has any other unattractive characteristic that makes her sexually undesirable to a man. Said of a woman that temporarily kills sexual desire because of physical or personality traits that do not a man want to have her.
Joe: "Kate is a Boner Shrinker."
Alex: "Yeah, she ain't very pretty."
Joe: "Not just that, but she is a complete bitch. That is what I meant."
Boner Shrinker by skidale November 2, 2008

dink shrinker 

A pair of pajamas so unattractive (for example: baggy flannel pajamas) that they make the male penis shrivel back inside, preventing an erection from occurring.
Yo girl, I was just ready to get my freak on until you changed into those ugly ass dink shrinkers.
dink shrinker by BigAsh&LJ November 8, 2013

skinkerytter 

Norwegian word for insulting a homosexual.
Directly translated into english it means "Hamrider"
Get the hell out of the way you stinkin' Hamrider (skinkerytter)!

Boner shrinker 

When referring to a man's erection as a boner, a boner shrinker would be anything that diminishes it. Most likely an unattractive woman. Made famous by the 9/13/2008 opening skit of Saturday Night Live dialog by Tiny Fey and Amy Poehler:
FEY AS PALIN: "So we ask reporters and commentators, stop using words that diminish us, like 'pretty,' 'attractive,' 'beautiful.'"

POEHLER AS CLINTON: "'Harpy,' 'shrew' and 'boner shrinker.'"
Boner shrinker by ChiGal November 2, 2008

Skringer 

very hasu danish war3 gamer. abuser 2tm!
Pulling a Skringer would be the same as performing a very bad try at abusing.
Skringer by midnight June 2, 2003