His highest achievement is not applying to the Wharton School of Business. He creates a concoction of caffeine and chemicals with the intent of pulling an all-nighter, but proceeds to play Minecraft until 4 am. Questions why his term paper received a failing grade when the word-editor gave it a score of 14%. Overall one of the best friends you can have, but sometimes you may find yourself questioning your morality when he procrastinates another assignment.
The most beautiful woman you will ever meet. Occasionally a Marie but she's definitely irreplaceable. One of a kind. If you are lucky enough to get her. Do everything possibly to keep her.