shotcake 

A delicious fresh out of the oven cupcake, the perfect social desert, injected with a shot of either chocolate or vanilla ice cream. When you bite into it you will be left wanting more... way more!

Tim: I just got one of those shotcakes man it was like heaven!
Jerry: I'm so jealous dude, I want one!
Tim: Well you fucking can't have one cause I'm bringing them all home and taking the fucking ice cream machine too.... so take that!

shotcake by ambikats November 15, 2010

Shotcake 

an apparatus designed to present alcohol shots in a birthday cake fashion. As adults, many people go to bday dinners and many are drinking alcohol during dinner. After the dinner a bday cake is presented and of course the host are basically forcing sweet cake. As an adult after dinner I hardly have room for cake but I always have room for more alcohol. Instead of a cake present a cake of shots to the bday dinner attendees! This is called a Shotcake!

John will be having a shotcake at Leslie's birthday party instead of the usual chocolate cake.!

Shotcake by Shotcake July 18, 2019

Shortcake 

Shortstack + Christmas Cake = Shortcake 🍰

"Hanya is such a shortcake."

Shortcake by scarletDisco August 1, 2023

shitcake 

Any kind of food, usually baked, with a consistency and texture resembling that of shit.

When eaten, the strong sensation of feeling as though one were chewing on shit slowly takes over the mind. It's then spit or swallow time.

Shitcakes can often contain nuts or dried fruit, which sometimes enhance the sensation of chewing on shit.

As Vlad sat chewing on Yorkshire pudding, its shitty consistency made itself apparent. The way it melted and slipped around in his mouth was exactly what he imagined chewing on shit would be like... This was a shitcake alright. However, he suddenly realized that to truly know what a shitcake was, one must know what it was like to chew shit. He glanced over at the toilet and knew what had to be done.....

shitcake by osibisa November 16, 2007

shitcake 

An offensive or loathsome person.

Mr. McGregor is a shitcake - he calls the police whenever anyone steps on his lawn.

shitcake by von Trips August 29, 2009

Shitcaker 

One who performs in the act of creating the swedish delicasse more commonly known as shitcakes. Not to be mistaken for a butt pirate a shitcaker has to attend many years of schools and teaching to perfect the art of making the shitcake.

" I had some delicious shitcakes today, whoever made them must have been an extraordinary shitcaker"

Shitcaker by donkey hole butt pirate July 30, 2006

shitcake 

Feces, human or otherwise, excreted in such a fashion that they form a patty or cake, as opposed to the more common loaf or sausage form factor in which defecation is typically found

When I went into the bathroom, a corn-laden shitcake peered up at me from the toilet bowl.

shitcake by Shit Brick July 2, 2003