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short shift

gaining unfair advantage in form of deception
"Fuck over"
"That dude tried to short shift me"
"I short shifted jimmy by telling his client i was him"
"I caught her out lying so i short shifted her with her best friend"
short shift by Cassar November 17, 2006

Short Shaft 

A small dick that is so short it is unable to please any woman it meets.
My friend Kevin lost his girlfiend because she was sick and tired of being short shafted. His Short Shaft just wasn't able to bring her an orgasm no matter how often he went balls deep.

short shaft 

Something women don’t have time for...
You try to have sex but you get rejected quicker then a Nigerian asks for water on a hot summer day!
I’d fuck your mom but she said I was a short shaft
short shaft by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

short shaft 

Something no girl wants...
Something girls say no to quicker then Nigerians wanting water on a hot day
I’d fuck your mom but she said I got a short shaft
short shaft by ShaversEdge June 18, 2018

Short Arm Shifty 

Sorry I'm late, stopped for a quick short arm shifty in the car.
Short Arm Shifty by Shuaman June 16, 2023

Shaft shot

Like a dick pic... But lots better =0 millions
O my Gawd michael rage quit jones just sent me a shaft shot!! I bet he looks good in slow mo!!
Shaft shot by Mad_slaw47 April 5, 2015