shmeedle

a cigarette, cancer stick, or cigarillo

straight atascadero, cali slangness

dude hook me up with a shmeedle...that would be hella proper of you nikka

shmeedle by jessica March 6, 2004

Shneedle 

If someone asks you what a shneedle is, reply with "what is not a shneedle?" It's just common sense.

"What is a shneedle?" "What is not a shneedle?"

Shneedle by DaBigDude8 June 27, 2017

Shmeeple 

The blue m&m

Jeff: "Yo who's that blue guy on that m&m commercial?"
Gahunga: "That's Shmeeple!"

Shmeeple by Seby man November 29, 2019

Shmeeble 

Your mom.

Did you ask your shmeeble if I could sleep over?

Shmeeble by Fruity _juice February 25, 2019

Shmeeple 

the blue m&m

Shmeeple is a great guy

Shmeeple by babeypatrick November 29, 2019

shmeegle

a name given to those whom one cares about. usually said when a person does not respond to their actual name.

holly: hannah look at this, its so radical!!!
hannah: ::silence::
holly: SHMEEGLE look at this its SO RADDDICALL!!
hannah: WOAH YEAH IT IS!

shmeegle by Shmeeeeeegle May 7, 2007

Shmeekles

A legendary marsupial alleged to be found in the wilderness of Maine. This marsupial has no backbone or mouth. It oozes across the ground, pulling itself along with its enormously long tongue. This marsupial is supposed to have plaid fur, and one eye is pink while the other is brown. The Shmeekles is six feet long, and feeds off of the souls of salamanders.

Gather 'round the campfire, children! it's time to tell the tale of the Shmeekles...

Shmeekles by Cullan. W. November 11, 2008