shmancer 

Fake or fabricated cancer symptoms.

Sarah used shmancer to get out of losing her job and to raise money through a fake fundraiser.

shmancer by Mallory28 February 21, 2010

shmander 

some little jewish kid who complains about every situation he is put into. he has family members identical to him. he is a pussyass jeep that he waxes with a diaper. hes also a homophobe

fuck you shmander, you like boys

shmander by tim millz October 5, 2006

Shmanker 

A shmanker is low class, white trash, usually tweeker, often wearing flannel and having mustache or goatee. Shmankers can be found on the streets often riding a cheap or stolen bicycle. They are often semi-homeless to fully homeless and usually are couch surfing or holed up in the seedyest of motels. They are often the at the bottom of the crystal meth distribution pyramid and are in and out of prison.

"There are so many shmankers hanging out at the public library i'm afraid to let my kids study there"

Shmanker by northhum April 15, 2009

shancer

cancer of the penile shaft.

guy 1: i saw the doctor today.
guy 2: and?
guy 1: i have shancer.
guy 2: ooohhh, i'm really sorry, pal.

shancer by swinemoat March 13, 2009

shmanger

a heroin addict/smackhead

"look at that dirty shmanger"

shmanger by Ema Sutherland April 27, 2008

Shmanger

New Zealand Slang
Shorten version of a Smashing Banger
Simliar to banger but another at higher level of awesome.

That's such a shmanger
Having a shmanger of a time

Shmanger by DCBC November 25, 2018

Shmaner 

(pronounced: Shh Main err) Someone that enjoys sucking dick or giving head. A whore, a bobblehead, the girl that you always hear about.

Kyle: she was givin me brain last night.
Mike: me too.
Kyle: damn she be shmaninn.
*Points to the whore* "SHMMANNERR!!"
damn thats a shmaner right there.

Shmaner by NelNel October 11, 2007