Shitfacetication is the state of being Shitfaceticated by the
consumption of alcohol to a degree that mental and physical faculties are noticeably impaired. Common symptoms may include slurred speech, impaired balance, poor coordination, reddened eyes, hiccupping and undesirable sexual partners. Shitfacetication can result in temporary experience of a wide range of emotion, ranging from anger, sadness, and
depression to euphoria, lightheartedness and joviality. Consuming
excessive amounts of alcohol will lead to Shitfacetication.