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shitizen 

Shitizen (n.) can refer to those people who are officially citizens but treated unjustly by their government as if they are just indentured servants or even slaves.

When this meaning is used, often it is conveyed with compassion or self-mockery.
They say we are citizens, we know we are shitizens.

In our great Celestial Empire, if you are born to be a shitizen, you will be a shitizen here forever. Go abroad, my friend, only the dumbs remain.
shitizen by shitizen April 6, 2010
Related Words

Senior Shitizen

The action of taking a steaming shit on an elderly persons upper body.
Grandma was the victim of a senior shitizen last night, and her assailant wiped with her half finished NY times crossword puzzle.
Senior Shitizen by Miriam Miuira October 25, 2009
Some ones that is off the Hook.
Some one that is more than just the shit.
One person says to its bestfriend ur the shinizler.
Shinizler by Jobert The first February 4, 2009

shiticles 

1- left over particles of feces lingering at the bottom of the toilet, nearly unflushable and as fine as silt. 2- Small particles of shit and or toilet paper or other very small pieces of anything lodged in your ass crack after wiping, usually discovered when washing your ass-crack during a shower.
"I tried to flush away the remaining shiticles before my girlfriend came over, but they just wouldn't dissipate."

"I had shiticles lodged in my ass."

"The shiticles in my underwear ended up staining them."
shiticles by Mike Losquadro November 5, 2006

shitizzle 

when someone is taking too long inside of their house you assume they're taking a poo
driver- jeez catie is taking along time we've been out here for 10 minutes

passenger- She must be taking a shitizzle!
shitizzle by liza sremmen November 8, 2009

shitzlepop 

complete and utter asshole who annoys the shit out of you.
Me: ryte mate.
friend: shut the fuck up.
Me: jesus, your such a fucking shitzlepop
shitzlepop by __Chubbz_ May 11, 2009