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shit the dick 

"shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.
I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.
shit the dick by b1akemore July 27, 2011
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Shit in the Dick 

When you doing anal and she forgets to wipe her ass and shit goes into your dick
"Ahh shit man!" Says A
"What happened man?" Says B
"I got Shit in the Dick!"
Shit in the Dick by Nemsisxd January 27, 2018

The Flaming Shit-Dick 

When she's sleeping, take a rusty ice pick, and poke her eye out, and then stick your hands in the socket, and pull apart to spread it open as much as possible, don't worry about ripping her skin though, she'll be sleeping. Jerk off into the enlarged eye socket, and then stick your hand up her ass, grab onto some shit, pull it out, and then stick it up your urethra, and then chop your nuts off (you won't need them anymore, you have plenty of shit to impregnate people with now). When she wakes up, act like nothing happened, and accuse her of cheating on you, giving you an excuse to break her legs, then push her down the stairs, then push her back up the stairs, then lock her inside, and then set the house on fire, and then shit (through your dick) all over the burning house.
Oh man I gave a girl the flaming shit-dick last night, shit was so cash.
The Flaming Shit-Dick by ace rim January 8, 2009

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the most vulgar term that can cause 9.0 earthquakes across the world
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! 

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"

Dicked the shit 

When you owned something so much and there are no words to describe how awesome it is/was.
I beat him so bad, i Dicked the shit.

Person 1: God, you're owning hard.

Person 2: Yeah, i'm dickin' the shit.
Dicked the shit by kaxxiehero August 28, 2009