shit herpes 

When your fecal matter itches and has cuts all over it. The shit often doesn't fit in in polite social circles.

I sure feel sorry for my shit. It had shit herpes.

shit herpes by pollup January 11, 2008

Shit Heroes 

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.

Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.

Shit Heroes by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Heres some shit 

1. Evidence that someone is about to go on a tangent that may or may not have a point

After he said,"Heres some shit.: everything got all confusing and I just quit paying attention

Heres some shit by clichedguy February 5, 2006