she pokes 

When ass appears big and/or nice in pants

Damn she pokes

she pokes by __etnom February 11, 2017

If she smokes, she pokes 

Think about it: If a girl smokes a pack of cigarettes,that means she's simulating the act of sucking 20 little white dicks every day!
The odds are even higher if she smokes and has a tattoo!

dad:son,i give you just one piece of advice about women,If she smokes, she pokes..
son:ok,thanks dad.

If she smokes, she pokes by mohair May 27, 2007

If she smokes...she pokes

1. Phrase used to personify either attractive, or unattractive females who smoke cigarettes.
a. It is a proven fact that women who partake in the indulgences of tobacco products will most likely do the same with sexual intercourse.
b. Women who do not smoke are more likely to not have as many sexual encounters as those who do smoke.

Biggs: Hey look over your left shoulder at that chick in the red.
Barker: (looks) Yeah man-- go say what's up.
Biggs: Hell yeah man, she's lighting up?
Barker: Are you into smokers now?
Biggs: Nah man, if she smokes...she pokes.

If she smokes...she pokes by heybarker October 16, 2008

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021