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Step 1) Fill enema bag with vodka or gin.
Step 2) Fill your sexual partner's anus with liquor enema, then sodomize him/her on an unbalanced wahsing machine.
Step 3) Hold martini glasses under partner's anus until they're completely filled with the shitty alcoholic liquid
Step 4) Stab some turd nuggets with some toothpicks, voila.
A shartini would most likely be served at a scat party.
Shartini by A WHITE GUY July 9, 2017

shantiniece 

A Beautiful Creature made from nature itself
The girl Shantiniece was an outstanding singer
When one farts and a tiny bit of juice is excreted shart poo chili
When it felt like a cocktail came squirting out of my butt, I realized I must have had a shartini.
shartini by bmkmkc October 4, 2008

shartinigger 

When someone farts but tries to hard and share!
That ain't no fart you shartinigger!

shantini 

Shantini is a wonderful person . She's easy to fall in love but her love is always real . She has a habit to give up easy but never does. The name and the person are alike because they are very unique and out the mix .To the man she's seeing now pleass treat her right she's the one . Stay pretty Shantini
shantini is so hardworking get a shantini
shantini by anonymous November 22, 2021

Shantini 

A total whore who thinks she should be recognized as god's gift to human kind. Unfortunately she's a loser whore who is a failure in life, has low self esteem, and born with saggy tits and ass - imagine them today! No no.

She's seen too many dicks from childhood but pretends she's an angel. Not very bright in school, few friends, wants to live a gazillionaire life although she is as broke as a slum whore.
Man 1: Whoa, look at Shantini over there. She grown all old and saggy.

Man 2-100,000: who hasn't tapped that saggy ass. She was saggy slut when she was 18 and now everything's hitting her knees. What a sag bag.
Shantini by Shantiniisawhore March 15, 2025