screenwhoot 

To beat your screen with a whip.

James: "Take a screenwhoot"
Alex: "Ok" *takes out whip"

screenwhoot by Soviet S3al February 6, 2021

Screenshot Goodies 

A Screenshot Goodie, is taking a screenshot of a news story, poll, question, etc. found on the internet. And turning it into a sugarcoated joke.

Usually the person making the Screenshot Goodie(s), will paste the screenshot on Microsoft Paint or photoshop and doodle over the topic, inserting his or her jokes or short rants.

Screenshot Goodies, are then posted on blogs and can be range from one picture to ten.

Tips for making a Screenshot Goodie.

-Use red paint
-block the User's name that is being poked at
-scale web browser to make pictures easy to read.

Take a picture and draw over it.

"OMG this Screenshot Goodies is so funny!!"

Screenshot Goodies by David The Strange May 28, 2009

i have the screenshots

when you are explaining some serious tea and you have proof

omg she litreally said *** ***** **** ***
i have the screenshots

i have the screenshots by k_19@rosebud September 23, 2018

My body took a screenshot 

All this means is. You get scared and you freeze for a second.

You see something scary and you freeze, when something scary happens fast and you freeze for a second until you react

oh my gawd, Bro my body took a screenshot, that bitch is scary. Danm

My body took a screenshot by WhOsToLeMyBluEsHaRpIe March 10, 2021

Screenshots or it didn't happen 

This term is usually associated with online games. The term is used in the event a player describes a situation in which the outcome was unbelievable, unlikely, or amazing. Player(A) then describes the event to his friend, player(B), who was not there to witness the event, which to him sounds unbelievable. In which case, player(B)in disbelief says, "Screenshots or it didn't happen."

Player(A): LOLWTFOMG!11!!cos(0)1!!!! HAHAHAHAH, I just one shotted a paladin through his nub shield.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): HAHAHLOLOMGWTF!!1!!!cos(0)!1!! I just shot my tube from The Hotel across the map and killed player(C) at the Gatehouse on Karkand in BF2 without knowing where he was.

Player(B): Screenshots or it didn't happen!

Player(A): Here you go, lol pwnd.

Player(C): NO WAI!!

Screenshots or it didn't happen by Nicholas(MoB|Enterprise) May 4, 2007

Human Screenshot 

Its when you Fart and sneeze at the same time making it a (Human Screenshot)

Dude I'm about to try and take a human screenshot.

Human Screenshot by taqqa November 10, 2019

screenshot or it didn't happen

If a visual representation was not procured, than the said event never actually occured. (SS can also be used)

Guy 1: Dude, I hooked up with a hot chick!
Guy 2: Screenshot or it didn't happen.

screenshot or it didn't happen by Wes Jones April 23, 2008