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Scotland the Brave 

The most awesome song ever played on bagpipes. Made the Nazis tremble with fear in World War II.
Nazi: We're about to take over the planet Earth!
Scottish Piper: (starts playing Scotland the Brave)
Nazi: OH CRAP
Scotland the Brave by the angie November 26, 2011

SCOTLAND FOREVER 

THE LOUDEST THING YOU WILL EVER HEAR

search up on UTube SCOTLAND FOREVER and click on the vid with a scottish flag
hey wanna here something cool??

Yeah i do
Its kinda quiet tho so im going to turn the volume up and keep your ear next to it
ok
SCOTLAND FOREVER

Somalian Breakfast 

When you don't eat anything in the morning, either due to lack of time, lack of food or because you don't feel like.

If you're not actually awake in the morning, it doesn't count.
I overslept and was running late for work, so I had to go for a Somalian breakfast.
Somalian Breakfast by Snerual February 13, 2013

Somalian River Rat

An endangered species of Ninja Rats, which have evolved over the course of 3 million years to surf on tsunamis and/or any other moving body (including but not limited to: Pokemon, Clairvoyant Gymnasts, Professional Riot Bacon Hunters, and Children to name a few) which frequently plague the small country. They have been hunted nearly to extinction for their really crappy singing and for rebelling against the Kool-Aid Man's Dictatorship over the country and for leading organized raids against nearby Villages, claiming over $4.3 Million in stolen 15th Anniversary Limited Edition Collectible Cthulhu Action Figures and Gummy Bears leaving 45 wounded.
We must bring justice to the people, avenge our fallen comrades, and exterminate the Somalian River Rats.

Last King of Scotland 

(Verb) the process in having gas forcibly removed from one's body by having someone reach around a person's upper abdomen with a baseball bat and rolling downward.

In reference to the movie 'the Last King of Scotland' where the King had immense stomach pains and thought he had been poisoned. So the doctor wraps a baseball bat around the King to roll out the giant fart that was indeed the culprit.
My stomach is killing me, I need to be Last King of Scotland-ed.

Last King of Scotland me dear god, I have to fart so bad!

Sportalian 

A group of foreign students usually of Spanish (Sp), Portuguese (ort) and Italian (talian) descent.
However, it has been revealed in recent years that Germans have been in the group (coining the name Spermtalians)
They are renowned for annoying the students of CTYI in DCU
To the quad, the Sportalians are coming, the Sportalians are coming!
Sportalian by pplperson777 July 17, 2011