scorecard

to keep track of the past behaviors of a significant other, both positive and negative, in order to justify a future action on your part. also "scorecarding"

OLIVIA - "Bill kissed some other girl, so it's okay if I kiss someone else too"
OLIVIA'S FRIEND - "Olivia, don't scorecard, it will ruin your relationship"

scorecard by Pandemic August 6, 2005

scorecard giver 

A person who keeps close track of giving and/or receiving. If they give you something, then you automatically owe them something of equal or greater value. If you give them something, then they feel obligated to return the gesture. "Scorecard givers" don't understand that you aren't supposed to "keep score" of giving! See asshole.

I bought him lunch yesterday, so today he was obsessed with buying me lunch. What a scorecard giver!

scorecard giver by freezulu May 3, 2007

Smoretarded 

One who is incapable of either creating or eating a smore without making a complete mess of themselves.

Originally found at www.primakow.net/evan/

It’s just a marshmallow, chocolate, and graham crackers, how are you so smoretarded?

Smoretarded by Trayf February 21, 2009

Scoreboard Syndrome 

When a player in a videogame uses their superior score in a certain match as the authority and a way to absolve themselves from criticism from other players.

I told John that he needed to work on his AK-47 spray in a CS:GO match, but he shrugged it off and told me that he was doing better and therefore I can't speak about his AK-47 spray. Carl and I knew this was a classic case of the scoreboard syndrome.

Scoreboard Syndrome by SithLordTrevor November 4, 2019

SCOREcast 

A rare but factual account, written or aural, of all of the BS and crap you have to go through to work as a film composer or in the film music business, combined with real-life tales of all of the possible success, joy, and fulfillment that can be wrung out of it if you hang in long enough.

I'm just now getting around to reading the SCOREcast about the 10 best studio work habits. Turns out the first one is "Don't procrastinate, loserface!"

SCOREcast by rcdropout February 2, 2010

scoreboard 

a technique for ending an arguement about numbers. Obviously the scoreboard will truly reflect who is winning, regardless of what the other party is saying. Scoreboard suggests that all that is really relevant are the cold hard numbers. If you have scoreboard then the facts/numbers are on your side and you can end the arguement by just pointing out to the other person to look at the scoreboard.

People complain that the Yankees have bought their World Series titles. Who cares? 26 world championships baby, SCOREBOARD!

scoreboard by the prophet March 25, 2003

Scopetarded 

Slow or limited in intellectual or emotional development or academic progress in regards to a project's scope or reach

They want us to do what!?! That client is scopetarded!

Scopetarded by wenonahthing April 20, 2010