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schwimmer fatigue 

"I've seen enough episodes of Friends to know that cohabitation leads to sex, drugs, and something Parade Magazine calls 'Schwimmer Fatigue'."

Til Schweiger

Til Schweiger is an annoying german actor, who is in nearly every german movie.
Friend: Wanna watch a movie?
Me: Of course, what movie?
Friend: It's a movie with Til Schweiger.
Me: *loads shotgun

Schnegger 

Schneg; someone that bails on a group of people.
Don't be such a fucking schnegger!
We were all gunna see Inglourious Basterds but he bailed. What a schnegger...
Schnegger by Walt Kowaltski April 5, 2010

chwigger 

asian kids from san carlos that act like white kids that think they are black
i fuckin hate those loser chwiggers
chwigger by Dr. Tom Fischer September 23, 2008

douche-schwillery 

A different kind of douchebaggery, brought on by the introduction of high dosages of alcohol and/or drugs to a subject who already exhibits douchebag-like traits.

Exhibiting the tendencies of both a douchebag and a schwilly kid at the same time. Douche-schwillery is most often observed at large festivals where idiots who can't handle their shit take too many drugs end up harshing the mellow for everyone else.
"Man, that dude is so smacked out on H, he's stumbling around head-butting everyone and mumbling incoherently."

"Yeah man, pure douche-schwillery."
douche-schwillery by areku1 February 15, 2013
One who annoys other people by becoming obsessive over anything.
That F@#$ing Schwogger won't quit looking at porn again!! That's the eighth time today and its only 11am!!!
schwogger by popdizzle September 7, 2006