Schmoot 

penis

my schmoot is big

Schmoot by dddsfadsfaf March 10, 2022

schmoot 

Variation of schmuddlapp based on quasi-germanic pronunciation of schmuddlapp.

Don't be a schmoot. You owe me a jack and coke.

schmoot by Schmarzen March 17, 2004

Schmoot 

A stellar moot conquered by someone of a level equal to or slightly less than Cad-Dawg.

Fuck she was bangin' bro, mad rig, bet she had a full blown Schmoot on 'er.

Schmoot by Cad-Dawg December 15, 2020

schmoot 

When you fart and it travels down your leg, and it tickles really badly.

Agghh crap dude i schmooted and it tickles really bad.

schmoot by swamp cookie January 16, 2008

schmoot 

to bust the biggest load of your life on that hoe

Johnny schmooted right on Michelle's titties.

schmoot by Curtis Thirteen December 14, 2010

schmoot 

The coolest person in the room!

Schmoot, gimme a couple of bucks, you're the greatest.
OR, that guy Schmoot really nailed the lead guitar part!

schmoot by Schmoot66 June 30, 2008

Schmoot 

A stellar moot conquered by someone of a level equal to or slightly less than Cad-Dawg.

Fuck she was bangin' bro, mad rig, bet she had a full blown Schmoot on 'er.

Schmoot by Cad-Dawg December 15, 2020