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Sarcastica 

Font used in internet conversation to denote sarcasm.

Most browsers, IM clients and email applications do not have sarcastica installed thereby leading to ambiguity and confusion in text based conversations.

Sarcastica was invented to prevent these situations by the Minister of Practicality in 2010 and has yet to find mainstream adoption. Despite it's practicality and usefulness universal adoption was deemed to be 'a whole thing'.
Sam: What are you doing tomorrow?
Frodo: Heading off to Mordor to destroy the One Ring of Power and save the world from the Dark Lord's wrath. Wanna come?
Sam: WTF? You serious?
Frodo: nah, kidding. My sarcastica font isn't working again.
Sarcastica by exalen November 27, 2010

sarcasticlap 

A slow clap created in situations of extreme sarcasm or when sarcasm is due.
Also applicable to ironic or satirical situations.
After the dead silence sat for a while following Nancy's horrible joke, I felt a sarcasticlap was in order and did so deliver.

Clap.........Clap.........clap.
sarcasticlap by TheFloyd April 17, 2008

Sarcastical 

"implying i'm not being sarcastical" Mason Gregory Adams 2015
Sarcastical by torpedo654 April 3, 2015

Sadistical 

A state of mind, being attracted or obsesive about blood and gore. Also includes certain thaughts of evilness, murder, at times suicide. Gets an "urge" whenever seeing anything on the lines of massive blood loss, needles, knives, open wounds, ect.

Symptoms:Quiet, laughs out of no where, sudden intrest in slughter movies, gets mad when the speciel effects in movies are not that great, isolates from "normal" people, seen walking back to room carrying hammers, knives, pencils, duct tape as if a normal activity.
Some of the most famous mass murderers are quite sadistical
Sadistical by Karmain_Kry December 30, 2006

sarcasticle 

sar-cas-ti-cle
A sarcastis, especially one contained within the human body.
A sensory structure capable of detecting even the most minute amounts of sarcasm in human speech.
Ouch my sarcasticles!

Sorry I didnt get that, my sarcasticles must be broken.
sarcasticle by DeadlyiCoN May 10, 2006