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road kill 

When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.
I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.

Road Kill 

A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)

Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??
Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"
Road Kill by Shaggerman January 13, 2009

road kill 

a rotting peice of flesh that gets picked at by birds and other small animals
road kill by marry poppins August 13, 2003

Road Kill 

Andrew (Tie's shoe)
Travis backs into Andrew and (Yells Watch out road kill)!
Road Kill by Dabobmanisasian March 30, 2017

road kill 

This term is used when a girl with a mass of ginger pubic hair decides its a good idea to have sex whilst on period...and uses pads...
A fox lying dead on the side of the road, road kill.
road kill by Porridge2010 January 24, 2010