relaxate

A redneck equivalent of the more common word "relax." Usually used by rednecks in situations that a person smarter than them appears to be under high stress.

"Girl, you needta just stop a'hoopin' and a'hollerin' and go ahead and relaxate."

relaxate by Kristi. Model 88 January 31, 2005

relaxation dump 

The action of moving a bowel to reduce stress or otherwise boost moral prior to a big test or exam.

Subsequent to taking a relaxation dump I feel more prepared and can better focus on the task at hand.

relaxation dump by KJones January 5, 2008

Relaxative 

A prescription drug that has two primary affects. The ability to induce coma like slumber all the while allowing bowel movement.

Bro A: "dude, you hear about the new drug relaxative?"

Bro B: "I hear it knocks you out and makes you feel like shit"

Relaxative by suomynna December 27, 2011

relaxterbate 

a combination of "relaxing" and "masterbating"

It's my day off; I think I'm going to relaxterbate today.

relaxterbate by lilyofthemist March 28, 2004

relaxative 

A prescription drug given to people who need to calm down. Slightly more powerful than the ubiquitous chill pill.

"Dude A and Dude B will not shut up about losing in beer pong; they really could use some relaxatives."

"I told my mom to grab a relaxative and chill the fuck out about my girlfriend being pregnant."

relaxative by nate y ellinor September 22, 2009

relaxative 

When someone is feeling stressed or anxious they may be asked to 'take a relaxative' as another way of asking them to calm down. Another way of telling someone to de-stress or not worry so much.

Mike "I'm so worried about this next tee shot."
Big Dog "Mate, take a relaxative and smash it down the middle."

Wife "Are you going to get off your butt and do the yardwork?"
Husband "Geez, take a relaxative - I'll get to it after the football."

relaxative by Bettsy_Down_Under November 30, 2010

electric relaxation  

1.chillin/vibin; at peace in the moment.

2.calming your nerves by sex.

1.teresa: omg! that dumb broad of a teacher needz to chill out with ha' yappin

Akira: Nah girl you needz ta chill out; find some electric relaxation

2.Boy: Yo' ma what you tryna get into tonight?

Girl: Shyt im chillin kinda tense.Tryna find some electric relaxation

electric relaxation by fdhhfvm April 7, 2009