Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.

"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"

I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...

Urban Reindeer Hunting by The Barn Shark December 23, 2009

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Reiner Braun

sexiest human being on Attack on Titan

he has a very huge cock

Reiner Braun is so preciou, we must protect him

Reiner Braun by reiner's ass January 19, 2021

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roinker

Bum hole

To have a itchy roinker!! (Scratch your bum hole) Roinker

roinker by yeo yeo April 24, 2014

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Reince Priebus

When a dog obsessively & repetitively licks the private parts of another dog. The act is almost always followed by an intense period of panting by the "Reincer" - the dog doing the licking. The "Priebus" (referring to the recipient dog's licked private parts) should appear red & irritated. Both dogs should be shamed equally.

Our Pug suffered a mild stroke after he gave our Frenchie a 3 day, nonstop Reince Priebus.

Reince Priebus by LTaylorT October 18, 2016

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