red vines 

1. A popular candy, similar to Twizzlers and vaguely reminiscent of licorice.

2. The favorite snack of one Ron Weasley and one Harry Potter.

3. Your favorite Aimee Mann song.

4. Your favorite color of vines besides green vines.

5. Your favorite way to say "red wines" in a German accent.

"Red vines - what the hell can't they do?" - Ron Weasley, AVPS

red vines by ArtemisRampant July 26, 2010

red vines 

the totally awsome snack featured in a very potter sequal. They are useful and tasty replacements for wands.

Ron: 'Stupefy,Red vines, what the hell can't they do?'

red vines by It's a robot November 26, 2010

red vines 

A sugary theater snack that is one half of crazy delicious, along with Mr Pibb.

Mr Pibb + Red Vines = Crazy Delicious

red vines by uclafalcon April 19, 2006

red vines 

A tasty treat that mixes well with Mr. Pibb.

Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious.

red vines by Chris Burton July 24, 2008

RED VINES 

A code word I made during class which in my own wording means when you want to commit sewer slide. Red vines is the thing that happens when you get a rope and it gets covered in your bl00d. I made this code because I was around people. Planning my own date so nobody knows and forgets. Forget about me.

Joey : I'm going to buy some red vines.

Person 1 : Okay Joe see you at class.

*after that day*

Person 1 : Where's Joey? She's not a school

Person 2 : Oh she's not here.

Person 1 : Oh..?

RED VINES by Rm_dawg October 9, 2023

Red Vines 

1. A certain candy found in the cheaper of dollar store varities, with the ambiguous flavor "red," made of a mostly corn syrup and ANDY.

2. The new Bjork album.

3. A phrase common to the tri-state area, denoting a certain hilariousness found in ghettoicity.

"mmmmmmmmmmmmm RED VAHNS"

Red Vines by Lil pooikiewansteg September 1, 2004

Red Vines 

(n. réd vîyns) When a woman menstruates on her partners pubic region, and shoves the now bloodsoaked pubic hairs into either hers or her partners mouth, the bloody genital hair is known as Red Vines.

Ashley began devouring the fresh red vines she had created just above Matt's fully erect cock.

Red Vines by Crpl. McFloppity May 25, 2009