red burrito

What your cock looks like after fucking a chick on her period.

Maria was on her period last night so after I boned her I had a Red Burrito

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Red Burrito

When you have sex with a girl on her period and she sucks you off afterward.

Buy me a seafood dinner and I'll give you the red burrito.

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When you get a tuggy for an extended period of time from one who has rough, weathered, and calloused hands.

Bro you know that lady who pushes the shopping cart around behind the autoparts store picking up cigarette butts?! I gave her a smoke and in return she gave me a red burrito!

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When a woman dips her prolapsed vagina into a bowl of her own diarrhea.

After I gave birth, I used my Red Burrito Bean Dip with some chips and salsa.

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